Well, for those hoping to get a Droid Razr with a sweet slide out qwerty, we’re sorry but it looks like it ain’t happening anytime in 2011. Initially, the Droid 4 was pegged for a Dec 22nd release but apparently that fell through as we haven’t heard a peep about the device. However, it appears as though tons of tidbits regarding the device is available throughout the droiddoes.com website indicating that the device may have been ready for a Dec release. Apparently, the marketing dept and the promotional team usually only upload that content for devices ready to see its way to the masses. Honestly, we’re not sure what the heck happened. The next speculated date to hit the rumorville is sometime in February. So, sorry folks, it looks like it’s going to be at least another month or two before you can get your hands on the 4G LTE qwerty slid-out. Until then, check out these audio clips sent to our friends over at Droid Life. It’s that same o’l classic futureistic droid voice we’ve all come to love/hate. Tech voices after the break. (Transcription only, hit the source link for audio)
Audio clips:
1. Initiating device analysis. Subject: Droid 4. Mutation detected.
2. Subject has made the evolutionary leap to Verizon 4G LTE. Now demonstrates the ability to meet rigorous demands of those who require hyperspeed to: Download and upload files almost instantly; stream entertainment with less lag and latency; access webpages at higher and higher speeds. Power source appears to be responding to exponential growth of Android Market. Processor has increased its output to keep up with thousands of new apps and subsequent multitasking. Dual-core 1.2 GHz processor and 1 GB LP DDR2 RAM detected. Sensors indicate additional advantagous mutations.
3. Scanning slide-out QWERTY keyboard. Subject has developed new, edge-lit keys evolved to allow for round-the-clock commands and correspondence. Type in low light with confidence. Subject is now ready to equip those with night and day involvement in multiple social and business endeavors.
4. Optic sensors indicate front-facing camera now exhibiting high definition capability. Allows for crystal clear face-to-face exchanges when on-location meetings are not possible. Facilitates “see what I’m seeing” video chats with peers. Picture clarity now compliments near lag-free Verizon 4G LTE video chat.
5. Droid 4 has acclimated itself to heavy usage by minimizing battery drain and now allows you to automate your most important routines. (This is alpha station, explain.) Smart actions app now installed and routing power away from non-essential operations, decelerating power drain, recognizing behaviors, anticipating needs. Results: Battery extended; productivity up; time needed: down.
6. Subject appears to have adapted well to the predatory elements of Verizon’s ever-expanding 4G LTE domain and has acquired new-found survival skills and safeguards. Corning gorilla glass: Confirmed. Water-repellent nano-technology: Confirmed. Droid 4 has established this perimeter around the thinnest 4G LTE QWERTY smartphone yet observed. Subject is now prepared to go wherever it is needed, ready to withstand less than delicate handling.
[via Droid Life]
