Is anybody totally convinced that “Flash is bad” for an iPhone? It installs and runs fine on everything else doesn’t it? Don’t give me the security thing…cause that’s a stretch! Seriously, I ask any iPhone fanboys to give us a solid argument as to why Apple is fighting not to include Flash capabilities in the iPhone.

We may as start with the conspiracy theories here, cause that’s all we’re left with in the end.

Are any of these possible reasons from Apple?

1. Apple doesn’t like flashy things like apps that may be found sexy, joke apps that may have “adult themed” content, or programs that make their software look better.
2. Adobe has made numerous attempts to take Apple over, but Jobs won’t sign, causing a “bad breakup” effect between the 2 companies.
3. ‘Flash is the Devil‘
4. Flash was designed to alter our reality to the point civilization no longer grips what is correct and real, leaving iPhone/iPad users the only people left who can distinguish reality through front-facing cameras.
5. ‘Flash is the Devil‘….wait, sorry, that was already conceived.
6. Apple is launching a gaming site of their own, which will use an early form of quicktime to render pages, and promises it won’t crash your browser….unless you use Safari.
7. Apple just wants to be different and doesn’t actually care what its users want. (enter memories of how long it took them to put copy/paste functionality into iOS, and fanboys literally drooled over it like starving puppies)

As you can tell, there’s no real good reason for the decision to wage war with Adobe on whether to include Flash other than to somehow benefit Apple, and not it’s customers.

That being said, I’m an open minded person and would encourage any LOGICAL reasoning to present itself, there’s a handy comment section below to do just that.

I’m so glad Android has Flash…aren’t you?

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